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Goodbye
This is it ya'll. My swan song. My last hurrah. Jennie's last stand. This is officially my last entry in this here blog. I'm onto bigger and better things. You know, like ghost busting. And ghost whispering. And...
Written by Jenniepie on August 13, 2010
Confessions
For the past three nights, I have slept next to a massive pile of clean/dirty clothes because I have been too tired/lazy to put them away/wash them. The pile takes up over half the bed and makes it hard for me to...
Written by Jenniepie on August 12, 2010
Things I'm Doing While Driving
Sometimes I catch a glimpse of a person driving in their car and I feel very bad for them. Some people look so sad all by themselves. Sometimes I try to make very intense eye contact to silently and meaningfully...
Written by Jenniepie on August 10, 2010
Jennie Bieber
I had a dream that I was part of Justin Bieber’s entourage and that my job was to cradle him in my arms every night as he drifted off to sleep. I made the mistake/correct decision of telling this to my friend...
Written by Jenniepie on August 9, 2010
Nora
Nora fucking KILLED IT tonight. Standing ovation. The guy from the planetarium said it’s the first time he ever cried at a Hillbarn Theatre show and he’s been coming for like 10 years. His wife said it’s true, he did...
Written by Jenniepie on August 6, 2010
New York I Love You
My first time in New York was in 8th grade on a class trip. I climbed the Statue of Liberty all the way to the top even though it made me super tired and out of breath (I was a theatre kid who liked reading and...
Written by Jenniepie on August 5, 2010
Thongs (Not THAT Kind)
Listening to NPR today, I came across this story titled: "Wearing Flip-Flops? Watch Your Step" (click for link) Really NPR? Aren't there oil spills and overturned propositions to report on? I had no idea...
Written by Jenniepie on August 4, 2010
Kanye New Yorker Tweets
I never liked the magazine The New Yorker. If I wanted to read a huge article about the workings of the inner ear, I would go to medical school. If I wanted to look at cartoons that made no sense to me, I would hang...
Written by Jenniepie on August 3, 2010
Shark Week!
The most intelligent conversations happen while sitting on the couch watching television with my roommate: Bryan: The scariest animal would be a bear with the head of a shark. Me: Or a dog with the head of a...
Written by Jenniepie on August 2, 2010
A Very Short Story
When the elevator doors open on the second floor, a small group of office people are laughing so hard it seems likely they will get on all fours and start biting my ankles. Still smiling, the skinny woman in the...
Written by Jenniepie on July 30, 2010
